Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Meme time!

I lifted the questionnaire from Grant. If you steal this meme, do us both a and avoid using President Bush for any answers. It’s just too easy.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I dunno...I hate people equally. I can't imagine that I would want to blow up just one person :P

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
hmmm...i would like to wipe out entire genres. I don't think that any one artist would make that much of a difference in my life. Except maybe like Jessica Simpson...

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
They know who they are!

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Gouda..or mozarella. I know, they are completely unrelated but i like them both equally.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Well, assuming that I wasn't allergic to gluten, WHICH I AM, I would make myself a provolone, roasted chicken breast, red onions, lettuce, tomatoes, olives and mustard on whole wheat.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Movie celebrity...hmmm...it would have to be Gael Garcia Bernal.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
I am still strangely attracted to Trent Reznor.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd buy myself a couple of stickers so I can get an upgrade on my next trip.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
AHHHHHHHH!!! I should have read the questions first...hmmm...for question 8 the new answer will be "the toilettries I will have to buy since the TSA won't let me take stuff with me without giving me grief" and then for this question my answer will be Bali.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Go out to eat. I don't eat airplane food and that's a loooooooooong flight!

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Veuve Clicquot Rose

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd wanna go to different times for different reasons...if it was only the recent past I could visit, I would go back to 2 years ago and done something differently. If it was somewhere in the distant past, I would go to the victorian age just so I could wear those corseted dresses. If it had to be somewhere in between, I would go back to something like 50 years ago and buy the airspace on which cell phone signals travel.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No littering :)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would be called "Dead House" and it would be about a mortician who had was into necrophilia.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck...and then there is of course coño

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Think “Cool – mummies”, then go back to sleep. I’ll play with them in the morning.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My photo album

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
I'll have sex. If there is no available warm body in sight, I'll have phone sex.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
hmmm...THAT half hour ;)

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I don't think I've ever had such a horrible experience that I would need to erase it...

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
the one that's most popular in toscana seeing how i am going to be moving there and all!

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
I don't think I'd do that...I'd just float somewhere and be there. I'd probably float to Miami though...there is someone I would like to say hello to

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Gustav Klimt. I keep wondering what exactely inspired his painting "The kiss" and who the woman is.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My ex bf's brother. He died in a drunk driving accident when he was 19. It wasn't his time.

27. What's your theme song?
these days it's Crazy by Gnarls Barkley


nascosta said...

hi, im nascosta.
can i steal this for my blog?

Grant said...

You used my answer for #16.

And Gael Garcia Bernal? Only American celebs count. Okay, maybe Steve Irwin, but he's inconveniently dead. :p

Spider Girl said...

This is one of the best memes floating around out there I have to say. Hilarious.

Srta. Gerber said...

Nice questions... I might steal this for my blog too.