Enjoy!
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Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along.
The one who's brave enough to climb all the way
The one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.
Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes and it's up to women
Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes and it's up to women
to stomp the shit out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference
The Road Not Taken
Robert Frost
sometimes you can grab a long stick
and whack at those apples at the top until they drop and then you can pounce.
Well said.
That's what happened in my case. I shopped for that apple too fast. And she came out rotten. It was humpy dumpy all the way down for me. Everything went downhill. Yet I managed to understand my flaw.
I should have shopped for the one with the highest price tag.
But oh well, until next time. This time I will take my sweet ass time to climb that tree.
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
What about those clever buggers that chop down the whole tree to pick the best apple?
Always beware the man holding a saw.
But I've got to agree very well said
The apples at the top are frequently covered in bird poop. Besides, fermented (rotten) apples can be used to make apple wine. Booze rules! So do bad girls. :)
Too funny, Annush.
Grant, I find your theory quite interesting, not that i'm a bad girl or anything... ;)
What if you prefer pears?
I habe feeling you do not want a man you stomped the shit out of. You would prefer a climber.
definitivamente cierto :P
now those are words to live bye, made my morning, plus i love wne, hey , i need wine.
off to get some wine.
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