Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Madonna!


Okay people so here is the thing...there is this contest being hosted by la x-102. They are looking for "Madonna's Biggest Fan" so they can send them to Miami for 2 days all expenses paid blablabla. Of course, I entered it. I am a sucker for contests. Especially good ones.

Anyway, I was in my Chem lab today when they called me to ask me my trivia. Naturally (or surprisingly) I got it right. So I made it to the finals.

Now all I have to do is go to this bar in front of a panel of judges and prove to humanity that I am Madonna's biggest fan. Hmmmm...now if we consider that I'm neither a gay male, a transexual or even a trasvestite I may have an itty bitty problem doing that. I don't know how I am going to pull that off. But I REALLY wanna win!

I was thinking that I could track down all the other finalists and kidnap them so that only I show up and then win by default. But that probably wouldn't be good. So yeah, I need ideas. The forum is open. GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME! (and if you are a gay male gimme more!!)

5 comments:

Odisea Burbujas said...

Hmmm ... Maybe you should lipsync a song wearing Madonna clothes ... Maybe Like A Virgin or Dress You Up from The Virgin Tour ... Learn the choreography, I knew it when I was 6 ... Actually I still do!

But best of luck! I hope you win and get to go to the show ... it is amazing! ... I have 2 more shows to go to. Hee hee!

xoxo

♥PRiNCiPeSSa♥ said...

what about gay females, are we useless to u? we worship madonna as well, didnt u know that? :P

Odisea Burbujas said...

It's true! I was sitting with an entire squadron of my Sisters Of The Sapphic Moon during the first night of the show and I've seemed them around the arena ever since! Go lezzies!

(Although I've never seen a lesbian doing a Madonna impersonation as well as gay man ... not that there's anything wrong with that)

lamismamoma said...

la idea del secuestro no esta mal

P!nk said...

Bueno,aqui hubo una estacion de radio que hizo algo similar. Algunas de las cosas que las personas debieron hacer era...conseguir una persona que se llamara Susan(por la pelicula desperatley seeking susan donde salio madonna), un tipo que se llamara Richard(por su esposo guy ritchie),traer un cura(por like a prayer),usar un cone bra, hacer par de yoga moves...
Si haces todo ese te apuesto a que ganas, and you could call it.."Taste of Madonna Tour" o algo cheesy asi ;)

Good luck..and I hope my advice is not too late!