Monday, July 24, 2006

Of course...

"...Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things..."

Okay so I don't eat meat and I hate noodles. But I love apple streudels, cookies, biscotti and cake. I love pita, baguettes, bagels and rolls. I love pizza, pasta, croutons and ciabatta bread.

Basically I love stuff made out of wheat, oats, barley, rye and pretty much every other derivation of grain there is.

But now, as if I don't have enough to worry about in my life, I have to worry about gluten. Just when I thought I had merely developed a freak allergy to pizza that would go away once it was forgotten about, it turns out that I am allergic to gluten. Coeliac disease apparently (if you wanna' get technical).

How can I be allergic to gluten?

Why me?

Isn't enough that I am allergic to any and all things that come out of the water?

This sucks. I need a new body. Next thing you know I really will be allergic to air...

3 comments:

Bracuta said...

And to think I was there when all the little bumps started coming out...
Don't say you're allergic to gluten until you've seen a doctor (please don't be allergic to gluten, we're running out of places to go eat!)

annush said...

hmmmm did you think i came up with that diagnosis all by myself? It was a doctor who suggested I might have that and then the evidence has leaned in his favor. I am going to go see an allergist though. There better be a cure for this!!

_android[ette] said...

It could be worst, you could be allergic to the sun.