Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things..."
Okay so I don't eat meat and I hate noodles. But I love apple streudels, cookies, biscotti and cake. I love pita, baguettes, bagels and rolls. I love pizza, pasta, croutons and ciabatta bread.
Basically I love stuff made out of wheat, oats, barley, rye and pretty much every other derivation of grain there is.
But now, as if I don't have enough to worry about in my life, I have to worry about gluten. Just when I thought I had merely developed a freak allergy to pizza that would go away once it was forgotten about, it turns out that I am allergic to gluten. Coeliac disease apparently (if you wanna' get technical).
How can I be allergic to gluten?
Isn't enough that I am allergic to any and all things that come out of the water?
This sucks. I need a new body. Next thing you know I really will be allergic to air...