Overheard in Starbucks:
"I would never have a relationship with a woman who was not wearing underwear the first time we hooked up"
I would like to thank Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears for lowering the bar so incredibly low that now underwear is a desireable attribute and a deal maker/breaker in a potential relationship!
It is very possible that I may get shit for saying this, just as it is very possible that many people will agree with me when I say this but I AM GLAD PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL, I AM GLAD LINDSAY'S MOVIES ARE BOMBING and I AM GLAD BRITNEY IS GOING INSANE! Frankly, I think the world can do without those three for a while...